What sort of Christian are You?
As inspired by Sven, results are in the comments section, please give you result.
Thanks
Richard
Do you believe that the Bible is the inerrant word of God?
A- As long as it’s the King James, the only authorized version!
B- Amen! Preach it Brother
C- Yes, but not in a deterministic and mechanical way
D- Jesus Christ is the One Word of God
E- Have you read Chronicles!
F- It’s just like any other book
Do you believe that Homosexuality is Wrong?
A- The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.
B- It is the Sin of Sodom!
C- Yes, but we can still be friends
D- Not an easy answer
E- The bible prohibition of homosexuality is culturally bound
F- No, you homophobe
Should Women be ministers/priest/ pastors?
A- No! and they should cover their head and be quiet
B- No, God made Adam in charge
C- Women are equally gifted and skilled as men but they have different roles
D- Yes, but we must be careful to not flatten out the differences between the sexes
E- Of course
F- Yes , you misogynist
Do You believe in the Trinity?
A- If the words ‘aint in the bible then no
B- What it means but not those Words
C- Yes, but we must be careful to stay within the bounds of the Bible
D- Yes, it is the corner stone of all reality, well done Athanasius!
E- It is one valid way of talking about God
F- It is Greek philosophy attaching itself to pure religious experience
As a Christian which American party should vote for?
A- No one, voting aint in the Bible
B- Republican
C- Republican, but only because of the stand on moral issues
D- Not Republican
E- Green
F- No one they're all lying scum bags
Thanks
Richard
Do you believe that the Bible is the inerrant word of God?
A- As long as it’s the King James, the only authorized version!
B- Amen! Preach it Brother
C- Yes, but not in a deterministic and mechanical way
D- Jesus Christ is the One Word of God
E- Have you read Chronicles!
F- It’s just like any other book
Do you believe that Homosexuality is Wrong?
A- The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it.
B- It is the Sin of Sodom!
C- Yes, but we can still be friends
D- Not an easy answer
E- The bible prohibition of homosexuality is culturally bound
F- No, you homophobe
Should Women be ministers/priest/ pastors?
A- No! and they should cover their head and be quiet
B- No, God made Adam in charge
C- Women are equally gifted and skilled as men but they have different roles
D- Yes, but we must be careful to not flatten out the differences between the sexes
E- Of course
F- Yes , you misogynist
Do You believe in the Trinity?
A- If the words ‘aint in the bible then no
B- What it means but not those Words
C- Yes, but we must be careful to stay within the bounds of the Bible
D- Yes, it is the corner stone of all reality, well done Athanasius!
E- It is one valid way of talking about God
F- It is Greek philosophy attaching itself to pure religious experience
As a Christian which American party should vote for?
A- No one, voting aint in the Bible
B- Republican
C- Republican, but only because of the stand on moral issues
D- Not Republican
E- Green
F- No one they're all lying scum bags
posted by xopher_mc | 10:22 am
6 Comments:
Mainly A’s
Have you ever left your village? Have you read any books but the bible? Sorry and the Left Behind series.
Mainly B’s
You are Fundamentalist, but that OK cause every one else is Wrong ! You feel insecure but you gloss it over with you over confidence and bigotry
Mainly C’s
You are a conservative evangelical, you would like to be a fundamentalist only you think it would make you feel bad.
Mainly D’s
You wear a tweed jacket and like smoking a pipe, you probably haven’t ventured to the real world recently
Mainly E’s
You are a classic liberal, you feel happy superior and much better than your fundamentalist Cousins
Mainly F’s
You are a fundamentalist liberal, that’s right you heard me, you hold you liberalism with the same ferocity as a fundamentalist.
ps thanks Chris!
I'm a tweed jacket wearing pipe-smoker but you're right, I haven't been out in the real world for a long time.
So it looks like I'm a conservative evangelical. I secretly want to be a raving fundamentalist though.
So my choices are: variations on conservative evangelicalism, variations on wooly liberalism or tweed jackets and pipe smoking?
(can I have a female version of that - 70's laura ashley dresses and crochet perhaps? I'm not sure I could smoke a pipe)
point taken I shall now change it to be less sexist.
Richard
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